News & Muse (August 2021): There Are 17 Million Ebooks on Amazon, And More Than Half Haven’t Sold a Single Copy, But Please Buy Mine

We’re supposed to top 100 degrees Fahrenheit for three straight days this week, so another heat wave is on the way here in Oregon’s Willamette Valley. I’m writing this from my back patio, where it’s a pleasant 80 degrees, a bit warm but nice in the shade. I’m hoping this is the last major heat wave of the summer, but experience tells me there are more hot days ahead before the cooler Fall weather arrives in earnest. And of course, if we listen to climate scientists (and we should), who knows what kind of weather extremes we’ll see going forward. 

The second Karen Pantelli book, Lethal Beauty, is out in the world. Those are my author copies up there pictured above. While I sell far, far more ebooks these days than print books, I have to admit that the former bookstore owner in me still loves holding that print copy in my hand. Even after publishing a couple dozen books, it never gets old. More familiar, maybe. But never old. 

For those of you who read the book and left a review somewhere, thank you. Even for those of you who didn’t like the book and wrote a review somewhere, I appreciate you too, because in a world where there are somewhere in the vicinity of 17 million ebooks on Amazon alone, more than half of which have not sold a single copy,* I appreciate that someone would care enough one way or another to share their opinion about it. Attention is the new coin of the realm, as they say, and if someone gave some of their finite attention to something I created, I am very grateful. 

I wish more writers thought this way. Heck, I wish I thought this way more of the time, but paraphrasing what my friend Kristine Kathryn Rusch once told me, most writers are a combination of ego and insecurity. And why wouldn’t we be? It takes ego to put something out in the world and think someone should read it. And only a writer who never risks making any part of themselves vulnerable would not occasionally feel insecure. That’s not the kind of writer I want to be, at any rate. Call me whatever you like, but just don’t call me bland. 

In any case, I’m writing something a little bit different right now, a book aimed at younger readers (and as I like to say, the young at heart), then I’ll be back to my cranky friend Garrison Gage for a bit. More soon.

*While 17 million may seem like a gross exaggeration, it might even be on the low side. Amazon does not make finding this information easy, but I arrived at this with some deft Google searching, both including terms that appear on every Kindle page and then excluding those that have ranks (since only ebooks that have sold a copy have a Kindle rank). Amazon’s Kindle ranks go up to about 7 million right now. I was frankly astonished that so many books haven’t sold a copy . . . until I started looking at them. Yikes. But still, they couldn’t even sell a single copy to their own mother? A more important question is, do I have too much time on my hands?

New Book Published: Lethal Beauty

I’ve got a new book out!

I don’t know about you, but it sometimes feels to me like the whole world’s gone crazy. In my second full book featuring Karen Pantelli, Lethal Beauty, I try to capture a little of that feeling. Weather, politics, a world slowly recovering from a pandemic, it’s hard to get a sense of what’s normal any more. What better way to take a look at that world than through the eyes of a “professional drifter,” right?

Set “just a bit” into a possible future, the book starts when three big guys in suits walk into the family pizza joint where Karen’s currently working. What do they want? She’s about to find out . . .

More info about the book and links to various retailers are below. While these books can be read independently, check out Throwaway Jane if you want to start with Karen’s first full-length adventure.

Thanks for reading!


Lethal Beauty
A Karen Pantelli Novel

Never mess with a woman with nothing left to lose.

Another state. Another city. Another dead-end job. A stellar FBI agent until tragedy set her adrift, Karen Pantelli finds herself working at a pizza joint in Billings, Montana, trying to ignore the increasing global unrest dominating the news, when three armed men walk through the door. Soon a shocking turn of events launches her on a cross-country quest for a former college classmate, an alluring but manipulative woman with just one goal in life: to marry rich. Very rich.

But what happens when this stunning beauty ensnares the richest, most powerful man of them all? He may have a singular ambition of his own … with lethal consequences for a world already in turmoil.

Ebook: Amazon | B&N | Kobo | iBooks | Google Play 

Paperback: Amazon 

Cover for Lethal Beauty (Karen Pantelli #2)

The second Karen Pantelli book, Lethal Beauty, is just about done. I’ve finished going through the copy edits and the book should be out in the world in the next week or so. That’s the cover below. A description to follow soon, but needless to say, Karen gets herself in a whole lot of trouble again. She’s great fun to write. Very different than Garrison Gage, of course, and very different kinds of books, but I’m glad she’s finding her own fans. I happen to like her quite a bit.

A few readers have asked if the Pantelli books will be available in audio. The answer is . . . yes. Eventually. I’m debating some options there. Sorry I can’t say more, and that they’re not available now, but I do plan to make them available in audio eventually.

As a quick reminder, if you want to be one of the first people to know when I’ve published something, please do sign up for my very infrequent newsletter. I don’t spam. I don’t give your email to others. It really is just a way to make sure that people who like my work know when I’ve got something new in the world. It’s getting harder to break through all the noise these days, so my email list is the best way to make sure you don’t miss something, especially since I continue to be such a social media minimalist. (And I do try! I just don’t seem to be wired for it!) I’ve been thinking of doing a few more special discounts and giveaways just for my fans, so if you’re thinking of signing up, now’s a good time.

More soon.

News & Muse (July 2021): Record Breaking Heat, An Appearance in Pulphouse Magazine … 27 Years in the Making

That’s Paisey up there, sitting in my office window, enjoying the air conditioning as the street outside my house bakes in the sun. We broke all the heat records on Sunday. In Salem, Oregon it hit 113F, beating the previous recorded high of 108F (which we last hit back in 1981) by a long ways. Then we beat that record on Monday, hitting 117F. You read that right. Even some of the hottest cities in the United States have never reached that temperature, which an extremely rare “heat dome” allowed to happen here in the rainy pacific northwest.

The next Karen Pantelli book is now with the copy editor. I’ll have more information about that soon, including a cover, which is almost done. Really had a lot of fun with this one.

My story, “Exchange Policy,” about a widower who wants to exchange his android wife for a different one for a very unusual reason, just appeared in issue twelve of the new incarnation of Pulphouse magazine. The issue is chocked full of great stories. You can buy an individual issue in both print and ebook, or subscribe to the magazine.

I’ve had the good fortune to have my stories appear in many wonderful publications over the years, but this one means quite a bit to me. I “sold” my first short story to the editor, Dean Wesley Smith, back in 1994. I put “sold” in quotation marks because the magazine ceased publication before the story could see print or I could be paid for it, but it didn’t take away from the satisfaction of that first sale, especially since Dean bought it at the life-alternating writer’s workshop I frequented for a few years when I was in Eugene attending the University of Oregon. I learned more about writing at that workshop, which included such luminaries as Dean, his wife Kristine Kanthryn Rusch, Ray Vukcevich, Nina Kiriki Hoffman, Jerry Oltion, and many others that came and went over time, than I ever learned in my college writing classes. We met every Tuesday in the banquet room of the greasy G Willikers Neighborhood Bar & Grill (which went out of business long ago) and it was generally open to all writers, which made it all the more amazing. Michael J. Totten, a fellow student at U of O who would later became a prize-winning journalist, novelist, and editor (and lifelong friend of mine), stumbled upon the workshop when he was working at a convenience store across the street and one of the attendees wandered in and saw that Mike was reading a copy of F&SF. This writer said something to the effect of: “Hey, did you know the editor of that magazine is across the street right now?” (The editor being Kristine Kathryn Rusch, of course.) That was how Mike first attended, and how he invited me to the same workshop a few weeks later.

That first “sale” to Pulphouse, an extremely short piece called “With Dignity,” was later published in Buried Treasures, an anthology put together by Jerry Oltion of orphaned Pulphouse stories. However, I was always sad my work never got to appear in the magazine, since it was just the sort of genre-bending periodical that I loved. (I remember scouring Escape While There’s Still Time Books, a genre bookstore in Eugene run by the late Bill Trojan back then, for back issues, which I believe I still have somewhere.)

Anyway, Dean brought Pulphouse back to life a few years back, in different form but still with the same basic spirit, and I’m pleased as punch to have a story appearing in its pages. It’s extra special because over the just shy of 30 (!!!!!) years I’ve known them, Dean and Kris have been mentors, teachers, co-teachers, and finally friends, so that makes the story’s publication even more special to me. (And please keep in mind that I was eighteen years old when I walked into that writer’s workshop, so don’t think I’m ready to start collecting Social Security checks or anything.)

Incidentally, Dean also bought my first real short story sale as well, for the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds anthology, but I will save that tale for another time.