The New Addition to Our Family

This is Belle.  She came to try us out over the weekend — a one-year-old Boston Terrier looking for a new home.  With Mankato passing away only a few months ago, I wasn’t really looking to add a new dog for a while, perhaps even a year, but sometimes an opportunity presents itself.  She’s a sweetheart, and she’s won over everyone.  Well, not the cats yet.  They’re sulking in the garage.  But they’ll come around.

10 Crazy Writing Metaphors

 

  1. Writing is like having an egg salad without the eggs.  Or the salad.
  2. Writing is like holding your breath underwater while wearing scuba gear.
  3. Writing is like pretending to be Neil Armstrong while Neil Armstrong gives a speech on what it’s like to be Neil Armstrong.
  4. Writing is like going to a flea market actually run by fleas. 
  5. Writing is like being the guy in a cannon at the circus who’s naked but nobody knows it. 
  6. Writing is like remembering everything but suddenly having amnesia.
  7. Writing is like trying to talk your way out of getting a speeding ticket — on a unicycle.
  8. Writing is like making a mobius strip with a start and a finish.
  9. Writing is like waking up and having it all be real.
  10. Writing is like being a midget and a giant at the same time — on a unicycle.

So What Are You Writing Now?

It never fails.  If I mention to someone that I’m a writer, I almost always get the dreaded question:  So what are you writing now? 

Usually I give people the short answer, which is whatever I’m closest to finishing, but the truth is a little more complicated.  Take now, for example.  I’m almost done with my new YA book.  That’s certainly where I’m spending the bulk of my writing time.  But there’s also the new short story I started the other day that’s five or six pages in.  I got bit by a story idea and wanted to at least get down the opening, but I didn’t want to take too long away from the YA because I’m currently writing some of the most pivotal scenes. 

So there’s two projects.  But I also have the mystery book I finished a few months ago.  After getting some feedback from some trusted readers, and sitting on the book for a while, I realized that it’s not quit there.  Close, lots of good stuff so it’s not a redraft, but there’s some work that needs to be done.  Fortunately, I finally figured out what I think it needs, and I’ve started on that too.     

What about the copy edits on the short story collection I finished not long ago and emailed to the editor?  Do those count?  What about the questionnaire Simon and Schuster asked me to fill out for their new online promotional efforts for their authors? 

And heck, right now I’m writing this blog post.  Throw that into the mix. 

This is certainly not uncommon — in fact, there are lots of writers with far more on their plates than me — but I’ve come to see it as a good thing.  One of the best ways to be prolific, and to avoid writer’s block or the dreaded lulls between projects, is to always be working on something.  It keeps the creative juices flowing.  

But if we’re being literal about it, then unless I’m sitting in front of a computer typing away when somebody asks this question, then really there’s only one answer. 

Right now?  I’m not writing anything.  I’m talking to you.