Brookings, Oregon

Just a quick post, since I’m barely getting this one in under the wire. Where did July go anyway? That’s a picture in the hills just outside Brookings, Oregon, on the most southern end of the Oregon coast. We decided to make a quick foray into the Oregon Redwoods Trail, the only forest in Oregon with any significant number of old growth redwood trees. It’s not the California Redwoods, to be sure, but it’s still worth a visit … if you don’t mind the four miles of narrow, windy gravel road into the hills at the end.

With temperatures bumping up against 100F in the Willamette Valley, Heidi, Rosie, and I escaped for a week to a fun Airbnb just north of Cape Sebastian, literally connected to the Pacific Coast Trail. The temperatures there hovered around 60F, with heavy fog that came and went, so it was a pretty stark difference. (When it’s that hot in the valley, it’s a good bet it’s going to be foggy on the coast.) Some days we were perfectly comfortable in shorts and T-shirts; others we dressed in multiple layers. In addition to just hanging out and reading, we also hiked Thunder Rock Cove down to Secret Beach (something I’ve wanted to do for a long time), saw Arch Rock, the Natural Bridge, Pistol River, Chetco Point, and even kayaked out of Brookings into some ocean coves near the bay, where we made friends with playful seals, black oystercatchers, pelagic cormorants, and plenty of other wildlife. A few other pictures are below, at the end of this post.

Right now, I’m working on the third Karen Pantelli book, as well as a few other projects. The second Pantelli book, Lethal Beauty, is now available in audio, once again narrated by the fantastic Jennifer Pickens. Speaking of audio books, I’m doing a few experiments with narrating some (and only some) of my own work. The good old WIBBOW test (an acronym I coined years ago that stands for Would I Be Better Off Writing?) has generally kept me from attempting this, since I used to manage a university digital media center and have no illusions about how much time it takes, but I finally decided I wanted to at least try it. If I enjoy it, and feel it also might help me become a better writer, then the trade off in time and effort might be worth it as long as I feel like I’m giving my readers (or in this case, listeners) a quality product. We’ll see how it goes. 

Stay cool out there!

Have We Reached the Era of Peak Entertainment?

A few nights ago, Heidi and I watched the new Downton Abbey movie, Downton Abbey: A New Era, on Peacock TV. A big Downton Abbey fan, I’ve been wanting to watch the movie for a while, but not quite enough to go see it in a movie theater. It only cost $10 to subscribe for a month to Peacock premium, the streaming service plan from NBCUniversal that’s free of commercials, which is less than the cost of one movie ticket. Plus I figured it would give us a chance to sample what else Peacock has to offer for a few weeks, something I doubt I would have done otherwise.

I loved Downton Abbey: A New Era in the way I love catching up with old friends. It really feels a fitting way for the show to end. Will it, though? With so many streaming services competing for a finite amount of viewer attention, everyone is desperate to build a catalog of “must see” shows or movies to keep their subscribers from bailing. But how many “must see” shows can there really be? Back in 2015, John Landgraf, the president of FX Networks, coined the term Peak TV, saying that with such a huge explosion in scripted content, we would begin to see a decline in quality in the following years because the talent needed to create them was spread too thin.

Did we? There’s definitely more bad stuff. There’s a huge sea of dreck, in fact. But there’s just more of everything — the good, the bad, and the vast, vast quantities of mediocre. I’ve always been fairly picky about what I watch (we dropped our cable years ago and just went with on demand entertainment, rotating through the various services depending on what’s available), but I find myself getting even pickier because of the huge selection of quality shows. When I was a kid, I would have thought The Book of Boba Fett, on Disney+, was amazing, but I still haven’t gotten around to watching the last episode. It was just . . . so-so. 

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New Book: ASK HAGAN

I’ve got a new book out! ASK HAGAN is a collection of six short stories that originally appeared in such diverse places as Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, the Los Angeles Review, Pulphouse, and Fiction River. It’s a short read, but it also won’t set you back much, so if you’re looking for some twisty tales that pack an emotional wallop (my usual fare), please consider buying it. Sooner rather than later. I have a daughter in college, you know.

Just kidding. Kind of.

Oh, and one last thing you might find interesting. The lead story (about a struggling writer who hits it big when he invents an obnoxious Ann Landers-like advice columnist named Hagan T. Stone, hence the title Ask Hagan) actually did start out as column idea. I pitched it to an editor of an edgy, genre-crossing magazine, basically saying “What if someone like Hunter S. Thompson wrote a Dear Abby column?” Hagan T. Stone would be completely made up, of course, but nobody but me and the editor would know it was me. And while the editor liked the idea, he decided it wasn’t quite the right fit. Undaunted, I even toyed with the idea of starting a website myself, going so far as obtaining a domain name before sanity (or maybe it was my wife?) thankfully prevailed.

But the idea stayed with me. Then one day I wondered what would happen if the column not only became a huge hit, but one day an imposter showed up on the scene to reap all the rewards, and before you knew it I was writing. As usual, the story went in a completely unexpected direction, with a whiz bang ending readers will hopefully enjoy as much as I did. Janet Hutchings certainly thought so when I sent it to her, buying it for Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, where it appeared last year. I hope you enjoy it too.

More info below, including where you can buy it. And thanks for reading!


Ask Hagan anything. Anything at all. Even how to outwit a madman …

Once a promising young novelist with big literary dreams, John Winsley wakes up on the other side of forty as a third-rate hack with a perpetual hangover. Fueled by bitterness, he creates an obnoxious online persona as something of a lark—a funhouse version of Ann Landers named Hagan T. Stone with mad eyes, a black beard shaped like a spade, and an irreverent wit. The Ask Hagan advice column becomes a surprising worldwide hit. And it makes Winsley a very rich man.

Wracked with guilt about the wife and daughter he abandoned, Winsley feels conflicted about his anonymous success … until an imposter claiming to be Hagan T. Stone shows up to reap all the rewards. Now Winsley only has to answer one question: How far will he go to get what he deserves?

This taut, suspenseful tale kicks off Carter’s latest collection. From a mysterious elevator in an Iowa cornfield to a crowded superstore where android spouses are bought like toasters, these six provocative forays into Carter’s wide-ranging imagination never fail to surprise.

Ebook:
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Paperback:
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Goodbye to an Old Friend, Writing Crime Fiction in a Violent World, and Why Arguments Against Reasonable Gun Control Are Bogus

Belle, our Boston Terrier, passed away on Monday.  She was fourteen. She was a faithful companion, especially to my daughter, for many years. With Rosie so much bigger and more energetic than Belle, and with my daughter away at college, Belle spent much of the past year with my in-laws, where she was heavily doted on and spent many wonderful months. As far as “lap dogs” go, she was about  perfect, since she seldom wanted to be anywhere other than on someone’s lap. Like most short-snouted dogs, she could be bit . . . stinky sometimes, but then, her “tootiness,” as my family liked to call it, was part of what made her who she was, just as the clicking of her nails on our hardwood floor was also distinctively her. She will be missed!

As far as writing news, the short book that became a long book that became a shorter book again is done, as much as I ever consider a book done, but I’m letting it sit for a bit. Sometimes I do that, especially when a particular work was more of a challenge. While whether a book was easy or hard to write for me seems to have little bearing on its eventual quality or its reception from readers (you’d think it would!), a little distance from it can sometimes help me see it a bit more clearly.

I’m well into the third Karen Pantelli book, and while I’m enjoying it, I have to say that recent events in Uvalde, Texas made it harder for me to feel as enthusiastic writing in the crime fiction genre. What helps me get over that is that I love this character, and for me, for all of my stories, it’s always about character. About people. Their hopes and dreams. Their failings. I don’t write to glorify violence. I write books that sometimes deal with violence because violence is part of the world. That doesn’t mean 19 children have to die because a lonely, desperate young man self-radicalized by wallowing in hate online and thought he could make himself  feel powerful by killing innocent people. That happened because the United States makes it incredibly easy for people in this country to not only own guns (far easier than almost any other modern nation), but also to own weapons of war (and an AR-15 assault rifle is a weapon of war). Countries that don’t do this, don’t have this problem, at least not even close to this magnitude.

So it’s not complicated. Better background checks and the requirement to take a class on gun safety and pass a test would help, of course, but not allowing average citizens to own weapons of war would make the biggest difference. Don’t think it will work here? It worked in Australia, and, to somewhat paraphrase The Princess Bride, that’s a country founded by criminals. And anyone who quotes the Second Amendment to me, I always say 1) it wasn’t intended the way you think it was and 2) even if it was, which it wasn’t, the Constitution was always designed to be an evolving document; otherwise black people would still be counted as 3/5th of a person, and 3) do you believe individual people should own thermonuclear weapons? To that last one, if they say no (and only a moron wouldn’t say no), then I say, “Then you already agree that while the right to bear arms should not be infringed, you do agree that there should be limits to the kind of weapons people can have. Now we’re just arguing about what those limits are.

That was bordering on a diatribe, so I’ll leave it at that, but it does illustrate how easy the arguments against sane, reasonable gun regulations are so easy to dispel with. I’m not anti-gun. Of course I’m not. But I’ll probably get a few emails now from readers telling me I should keep politics out of my writing. And to them I say this: When you tell a writer not to write anything that might be construed as political, what you’re really telling them is not to write about anything that matters, because things that matter sometimes upset people. If you’d rather only get updates on when my next book is out, avoid my blog and just subscribe to my newsletter, but I have to tell you, I’m the same kind of writer in my books as I am here. That doesn’t mean I have an ax to grind; it just means that my point of view, and my beliefs, do permeate my fiction. That is the kind of writer I want to be. It doesn’t mean I’m always right. It just means I’m at least trying to be true to myself, and if I can’t at least do that as a writer, then I’d rather not write at all.