Dispatches from the Frontlines of Fatherhood: The Two-Year-Old Driver

Me: Okay, Calvin, time for you to take the wheel.

Calvin: No!

Me: Oh, come on. Daddy’s tired, so you need to drive us home. I’ll ride in the car seat.

Calvin: No! I might hit people’s dogs!

Me: Well, that’s very thoughtful of you. What about the people? Aren’t you worried about hitting them?

Calvin: [Silence]