Dispatches from the Frontlines of Fatherhood: The Two-Year-Old Driver

Scott William Carter   February 9, 2009  

Me: Okay, Calvin, time for you to take the wheel.

Calvin: No!

Me: Oh, come on. Daddy’s tired, so you need to drive us home. I’ll ride in the car seat.

Calvin: No! I might hit people’s dogs!

Me: Well, that’s very thoughtful of you. What about the people? Aren’t you worried about hitting them?

Calvin: [Silence]

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